Monday, April 6, 2009

Weird dream

I had a weird dream last night. I dreamt I was in a photo shoot with a really hot woman. For some reason all of the poses involved me hugging her from behind while cupping her breasts Janet Jackson style. I'm not sure why we only posed with me cupping her breasts but I didn't seem to be complaining in my dream.

At one point we're laying in water, like we were in a bath tub, and I offer to cup her breasts for a better pose. As I'm lying beneath her in the water, cupping her breasts, my ex walks in. My ex than starts chastising me for laying in a bath tub naked with this woman while cupping her breasts.

I hop out of the tub, in all my glory, and sit on a couch where my ex is. I start asking her why she's so upset with me? We broke up years ago. She then breaks down in tears and proceeds to tell me that she misses me and is having problems with her current boyfriend.

I hug her, with no real intentions but to comfort her like a nice guy. I tell her I really don't have any feelings for her.

Next thing you know The Girlfriend walks in and gets upset with me. Then I wake up.