Me: I think we should end this. It's not working.
The Other Girl: What? What isn't working?
Me: Us seeing each other. That's not working.
The Other Girl: Why not?
Me: I don't feel right about it. (I'm lying here if you didn't know.)
The Other Girl: It never bothered you before!
Me: I know, but it does now. I'm scared that you husband will find out.
The Other Girl: He won't.
Me: What if he does?
The Other Girl: He won't.
Me: I can't take that chance. Besides, I need to see if things are going to work with my GF. (I'm lying again. They won't work with the GF.)
The Other Girl: So there's no way to make it work?
Me: No. I've got to get my house in order and I can't do it if I'm playing house with someone else.
The Other Girl: Can we still talk?
Me: Yes. Hit me up online. (That's my attempt at sounding hip and cool.)
The Other Girl: I'll miss hanging out with you.
Me: Maybe in another life this would work. (Getting metaphysical is always a good way to ease the tension.)
The Other Girl: Sure.
Now I know you're all wondering, what if she goes psycho? She can't. Well she can but she doesn't have any info on me. She doesn't know where I work. She has a general idea but doesn't know exactly. Hell she knows my middle name and not my first name. She doesn't even have a phone number for me. I covered all bases, I hope.
So one down. One to go. I broke up with the GF today too. More on that later.
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2 comments:
good for you, cleanse the palette. stay strong brotha! Hope GF trial went as well?
So other girl is gone now... well good for you. No offense, but I want to hear about the ending of GF though. I'm sure it is more exciting/interesting. Again, no offense. Keeping intouch online? Baha! That seemed to go smoother than I would have thought. But good job.
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